Thu, 03 October 2019 13:57

Start preparing for Christmas early.

By falling out with friends and family today.

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New Visor

Thu, 26 September 2019 15:47

I've a new Shark Evo 3 flip,does anyone know how,or why my visor
looks like someone has wiped it with an oily rag think
And how would you clean it,,,Cheers Thumbs Up

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And again

Mon, 23 September 2019 22:05

"Oh ye Baby"


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honda xlr

keeps cutting out; Wed, 18 September 2019 19:50

Hi there ,appreciate some help ,I have a xlr 125,which was running fine ,it started cutting out ,ive cleaned the carb,new plug,worked fine for about 20 miles ,I have since put a brand new carb on ,it starts on low rev for about 5 seconds then cuts out you can do this all night ,but it wont keep running ,please before I put a hammer to it thanks ivan.

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Mary poppins

Tue, 17 September 2019 08:58


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New Lid

Mon, 16 September 2019 21:10

"Oh ye Baby"

As my Grandson would say Thumbs Up

/forum/index.php?t=getfile&id=22479&private=0 Thumbs Up

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Another good tyre deal £129 for pair of sporty tyres

120/70 190/55 ZR17 Michelin Pilot Power with Free Optimate 3; Sat, 14 September 2019 11:23

Fairly sure these are quite good sporty road tyres although note the rear is a 55 cross section which I've used before but barely left any room between my tyre and aftermarket hugger

120/70 190/55 ZR17 Michelin Pilot Power Pair with Free Optimate 3 for £129.58 delivered

Use code WELCOME10 at the checkout to reduce the price from £143.98 to £129.58

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Disabled policemen.

Fri, 13 September 2019 16:06


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Fri, 13 September 2019 16:04

An undercover cop called at my farm in the sticks yesterday evening...
"I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs", he said.

"By all means officer, just don't go in that field over there", I replied.

The cop exploded, saying "Do you know who the fuck I am?! I have the authority of the government with me!", he shouted before pulling a badge out of his back pocket, "Do you see this fucking badge?! This badge means I can do what I want and I'll go wherever the fuck I want, have I made myself clear?!"

I nodded politely, apologised, and went about my work. A short while later, I hear loud screams, looked up and saw the cop running for his life being chased by my angry bull. With each step, the bull was gaining ground and he seemed sure to be gored before he reached safety. The officer looked terrified and continued to run for his life.

I threw down my tools, immediately ran to the edge of the fence and shouted at the top of my lungs,

"Your badge, show him your fucking badge!"

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Labour Pledge

Thu, 12 September 2019 22:40

Labour have pledged to invest in Merseyside and create 100,000 jobs if they win the election.

The Conservatives now regard Liverpool as a safe seat.


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