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Birth

Sat, 05 October 2019 08:13

Paddy's wife gave birth to triplets

"How in God's name did that happen?" says Paddy

His wife replies "Remember that night I was very dry and we had no Vaseline, so you used 3 in 1 oil"

"Bejesus" says Paddy.

"I'm fucking glad I did'nt use WD40"

Humour and Jokes | 1 comment

Poor taste joke?

Fri, 04 October 2019 08:27

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.


When the Hospital Director became aware of Edna's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.


When he went to tell Edna the news he said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged. Because you were able to respond rationally to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays a sound mind. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but Jim's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry.

How soon can I go home?"

Humour and Jokes | 3 comments

christmas

Thu, 03 October 2019 13:57

Start preparing for Christmas early.

By falling out with friends and family today.

Humour and Jokes | 4 comments

New Visor

Thu, 26 September 2019 15:47

I've a new Shark Evo 3 flip,does anyone know how,or why my visor
looks like someone has wiped it with an oily rag think
And how would you clean it,,,Cheers Thumbs Up

General Discussion | 11 comments

And again

Mon, 23 September 2019 22:05

"Oh ye Baby"

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General Discussion | 11 comments

honda xlr

keeps cutting out; Wed, 18 September 2019 19:50

Hi there ,appreciate some help ,I have a xlr 125,which was running fine ,it started cutting out ,ive cleaned the carb,new plug,worked fine for about 20 miles ,I have since put a brand new carb on ,it starts on low rev for about 5 seconds then cuts out you can do this all night ,but it wont keep running ,please before I put a hammer to it thanks ivan.

General Discussion | 7 comments

Mary poppins

Tue, 17 September 2019 08:58

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Humour and Jokes | 2 comments

New Lid

Mon, 16 September 2019 21:10

"Oh ye Baby"

As my Grandson would say Thumbs Up

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General Discussion | 6 comments

Another good tyre deal £129 for pair of sporty tyres

120/70 190/55 ZR17 Michelin Pilot Power with Free Optimate 3; Sat, 14 September 2019 11:23

Fairly sure these are quite good sporty road tyres although note the rear is a 55 cross section which I've used before but barely left any room between my tyre and aftermarket hugger

120/70 190/55 ZR17 Michelin Pilot Power Pair with Free Optimate 3 for £129.58 delivered

Use code WELCOME10 at the checkout to reduce the price from £143.98 to £129.58

General Discussion | 2 comments

Disabled policemen.

Fri, 13 September 2019 16:06

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Humour and Jokes | 0 comments

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