4 jokes (possibly)
Mon, 24 June 2019 20:44
My family said I'd never amount to anything, then I invented an invisibility cloak.
Humour and Jokes |
If only they could see me now!
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi wanted to find out who's best at his job. So they decide that each of them will go into the woods, find a bear and attempt to convert it. Later that day, they get together. The priest begins: "I found a bear sitting by a tree. I blessed him and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first communion." The minister says, "I found a bear by a stream and preached God's holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him." They both look at the rabbi, who is all scratched and bruised and with his clothes torn to shreds. The rabbi looks at them and says, "Maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision."
I used to have a nice car and a nice house until my mate introduced me to drugs.
Now I have a yacht and a Caribbean island.
If a woman ever pulls a knife out on you during an argument, pull out some bread, butter and cheese.
Her instincts will kick in and she'll make you a sandwich.
Fri, 21 June 2019 11:44
Two hippies are trekking through Africa when they realize they are lost. Hopelessly lost. As they walk through the impenetrable forest, sweating a river, they are surrounded by a whole tribe armed with shields and spears.
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They are tied to a long pole, brought to the village and locked inside a hut. After what seems like an eternity the one who looks like the chief opens the door of the hut and says in broken English "You entered sacred ground. Must choose your punishment. Death? Macumba?". The two hippies look at each other and since they have no intention of dying so young shout together "Macumba!".
The two hippies are brought to the center of the village, tied to two wooden stake and the whole tribe procceds to have their wicked ways with them. After the ordeal is over the two hippies are tossed into the nearest river.
After several hours they wake up on a beach and proceed to drag themselves through the forest, hoping to reach civilization. After several hours they are again surrounded a spear-chucking tribe, captured and brought to another a village. Again the one who looks like the chief comes to them and say in broken English: "You entered sacred ground. Must choose your punishment. Death? Taykeya?". The two hippies think about it for a few minutes then decide that perhaps they'll get away with just a few days in jail and shout "Taykeya!".
The two hippies are brought to the center of the village, tied to two wooden stakes and the whole much larger tribe proceeds to have their wicked ways with them. After the much longer ordeal is over the two hippies are again tossed into the nearest river.
After what seems like an eternity the two hippies wake up on another beach and somehow manage to drag themselves throughout the forest again. And again after a few hours they are captured by another tribe, brought to the village and locked up. Again the one who looks like the chief comes to them and say: "You entered sacred ground. Must choose your punishment. Death? Wachitou?". This time the hippies have had about enough and shout together "Death! Death!". The chief turns around towards the tribe and says in perfect English "The prisoners have chosen. It will be death! Death through macumba!".
Honda C70 Restoration
A few questions about a Honda C70 restoration and updates.; Mon, 03 June 2019 08:29
Hi All, I'm opening this new topic about my recent purchase of a Honda C70 from 1980. I will be restoring the bike but will probably encounter a few hiccups which I hope I can share with you and possibly get a few answers as well
Restores, Rebuilds and Tart ups. |
I'm attaching a picture of my C70
One question I have so far is knowing the exact model of the bike. It seems like there are two models from 1980, being the C70 ZZ and C70 Z2. Does anyone know how to identify which model mine is? And do the parts from that year fit both models? Don't want to buy parts which do not fit the bike and at this stage I honestly have no idea which exact model it is.
Thanks in advance for your help
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