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Bragging [message #299294] Tue, 24 April 2018 18:55 Go to next message
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(15) Kenny Roberts

A man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as star rugby player.
They start to talk and eventually go back to his place.

They start kissing, and the man takes off his shirt.
On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.

"What's that for?" the lady questions.

"When I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me."

The man takes off his trousers, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.

'What's that ?' the lady questions again.

"Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV."

The man drops his shorts and on his penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.

The lady screams, "Don't tell me you have AIDS!"

The man replies, "No, no...!!! Calm down...!!!

It will say ADIDAS in a minute."
Re: Bragging [message #299296 is a reply to message #299294] Tue, 24 April 2018 22:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: Bragging [message #299299 is a reply to message #299294] Wed, 25 April 2018 07:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: Bragging [message #299300 is a reply to message #299299] Wed, 25 April 2018 22:29 Go to previous message
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