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Kermit is currently offline  Kermit   United Kingdom
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The wife was in the kitchen the other morning cooking me bacon & eggs when I suddenly heard a loud thud.
Running in I found her collapsed on the floor & not breathing. I was in a blind frenzy, I had no idea what to do.
Then I remembered, Wetherspoons do an all-day breakfast for just £3.99 Thumbs Up


Geoffrey Hayes from Rainbow has died.
"I don't even remember the c**t being in the band" said Ritchie Blackmore.


I just found out сосk fighting is done with chickens.
That's 12 months of training gone to waste Sad


The Odeon in my town was robbed last night of £754.
The thieves got away with some M&Ms , Doritos, a hand full of pick n mix and a large drink...


Registration on the first day back at school in London, England....
Ahmed Al Sheriah ...................................."here"
Mustafa Al Sheriah ..................................."here"
Fatima El Bindiri ......................................"here"
Ali Acmah Shabeeb ................................."here"
Ali Sun Al En ............................No answer
Ali Sun Al En? Little girl at the back stands up and yells ........ "It's pronounced Alison Allen, for fuck sake !"


I had five hundred Kit Kats in my fridge and my mate had one in his.
I pressured him into giving his to a homeless person.
That's basically how celebrity charity appeals work


The UK Government has said that Scotland could end up as a Third World country if they try and vote again for independence.
I don't know if things will improve to that extent, but you never know.
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Re: a few more short ones [message #299789 is a reply to message #299787] Thu, 11 October 2018 10:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: a few more short ones [message #299790 is a reply to message #299787] Thu, 11 October 2018 19:53 Go to previous message
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All good Laugh Thumbs Up

However, there's probably more truth in this one Sad

Kermit wrote on Wed, 10 October 2018 21:45

Registration on the first day back at school in London, England....
Ahmed Al Sheriah ...................................."here"
Mustafa Al Sheriah ..................................."here"
Fatima El Bindiri ......................................"here"
Ali Acmah Shabeeb ................................."here"
Ali Sun Al En ............................No answer
Ali Sun Al En? Little girl at the back stands up and yells ........ "It's pronounced Alison Allen, for fuck sake !"
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