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new car [message #301968] Wed, 25 March 2020 08:31 Go to next message
Gearbox is currently offline  Gearbox   United Kingdom
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(15) Kenny Roberts

A Russian factory worker saved his Roubles and could finally afford a new car. He made his way to the Moskvitch dealer and placed his order.
He was given a delivery date of 8th November in 8 years time.
"Will that be morning or afternoon?" he asked.
"What difference does it make?" said the dealer.
"I've got a plumber coming in the morning.


Nicked from another forum, but made me smile
Re: new car [message #301969 is a reply to message #301968] Wed, 25 March 2020 11:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: new car [message #301970 is a reply to message #301969] Wed, 25 March 2020 19:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: new car [message #301972 is a reply to message #301968] Wed, 25 March 2020 22:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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(19) John Surtees
Was the plumber's name Afonya? think

Fine, this is even worse than my usual. Get your coat
Re: new car [message #301974 is a reply to message #301972] Thu, 26 March 2020 06:58 Go to previous message
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