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Fri, 13 September 2019 16:04  |
ybikerdon
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An undercover cop called at my farm in the sticks yesterday evening...
"I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs", he said.
"By all means officer, just don't go in that field over there", I replied.
The cop exploded, saying "Do you know who the fuck I am?! I have the authority of the government with me!", he shouted before pulling a badge out of his back pocket, "Do you see this fucking badge?! This badge means I can do what I want and I'll go wherever the fuck I want, have I made myself clear?!"
I nodded politely, apologised, and went about my work. A short while later, I hear loud screams, looked up and saw the cop running for his life being chased by my angry bull. With each step, the bull was gaining ground and he seemed sure to be gored before he reached safety. The officer looked terrified and continued to run for his life.
I threw down my tools, immediately ran to the edge of the fence and shouted at the top of my lungs,
"Your badge, show him your fucking badge!"
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