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Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the Hospital Director became aware of Edna's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Edna the news he said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged. Because you were able to respond rationally to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays a sound mind. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but Jim's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry.

How soon can I go home?"
Re: Poor taste joke? [message #301319 is a reply to message #301318] Fri, 04 October 2019 08:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: Poor taste joke? [message #301320 is a reply to message #301319] Fri, 04 October 2019 12:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: Poor taste joke? [message #301323 is a reply to message #301320] Fri, 04 October 2019 19:24 Go to previous message
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