| Accident [message #301328] |
Sun, 06 October 2019 08:28  |
Gearbox
Messages: 5774
Registered: January 2004
Location: Beds (UK)
Karma: 19
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(15) Kenny Roberts |
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Chap is involved in a big car accident,
wakes up in hospital and looks down, The old man is gone.....
Doctor comes in and says " you have obviusly looked and noticed that a part is missing..
Well you are in luck, this hospital is one of the few that can offer a penile transplant,
Unfortunately not on the NHS, but we have 3 that are ready for the job, the choice is yours
A standard british one at 2 grand
A scottish one that has been kept under a kilt all its life for 3 grans
and a classic west indian one for 5 grand
Take your pick and let me know"
Chap replies " I have to discuss this financial matter with the wife"
Doctor agrees and arranges to come back in half hour for the decision.
Doctor returns and asks "So what is the decision"
Chap replies "Wife decided we are getting a new kitchin"....
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