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Monkeys [message #301331] Mon, 07 October 2019 17:56 Go to next message
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Chap delivering monkeys to the zoo, his van breakes down and he calls the breakdown folk, has a long wait,

Sees his mate Paddy coming along the road and flags him down

"Paddy, I'll give you £100 to take these monkeys to the zoo"

"OK" says Paddy and puts the monkeys in the van. Off he goes.

Chap is still waiting to be recovered after a few hours and sees Paddy coming back along the road with the monkeys in the back

Flags him down again

"Paddy, I gave you £100 to take those monkeys to the zoo"

"I did" says Paddy

" but I had pleanty of money left, so we are off to the pictures"
Re: Monkeys [message #301332 is a reply to message #301331] Tue, 08 October 2019 07:12 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: Monkeys [message #301348 is a reply to message #301332] Fri, 11 October 2019 20:34 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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But it's much better told by an Irishman:-

Re: Monkeys [message #301350 is a reply to message #301348] Sat, 12 October 2019 08:37 Go to previous message
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Very difficult to do the accent in text think
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