Monkeys [message #301331] |
Mon, 07 October 2019 17:56  |
Gearbox
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(15) Kenny Roberts |
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Chap delivering monkeys to the zoo, his van breakes down and he calls the breakdown folk, has a long wait,
Sees his mate Paddy coming along the road and flags him down
"Paddy, I'll give you £100 to take these monkeys to the zoo"
"OK" says Paddy and puts the monkeys in the van. Off he goes.
Chap is still waiting to be recovered after a few hours and sees Paddy coming back along the road with the monkeys in the back
Flags him down again
"Paddy, I gave you £100 to take those monkeys to the zoo"
"I did" says Paddy
" but I had pleanty of money left, so we are off to the pictures"
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