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A few short ones [message #301510] Sun, 01 December 2019 21:40
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(22) Giacomo Agostini
An ad in my local paper said, "No job too small"
but when I showed him the box of atoms I wanted splitting the man got really shirty!


What is it with these people that refuse to embrace modern technology?
Answers on a postcard to the usual address.


I've discovered that I have a superpower.
I can melt ice cubes just by staring at them.
It takes a while though.


I took my kids to a firework display last night....
"Dad, can we actually buy some next year?" asked the eldest as we stood looking at them behind the counter in Sainsbury's.
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