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French Army [message #301999]

Sun, 29 March 2020 17:42

Kermit

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(22) Giacomo Agostini

Yesterday, the French authorities deployed the military to supermarkets, in order to keep them secure and ensure social distancing is being respected.
However, after one old lady coughed, the armed forces have capitulated and are now negotiating terms of surrender with the shoppers.

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Re: French Army [message #302003 is a reply to message #301999]

Mon, 30 March 2020 08:38

Gearbox

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(15) Kenny Roberts

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Re: French Army [message #302005 is a reply to message #302003]

Mon, 30 March 2020 11:08

Tomthumb

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(6) Moto1 GP Racer

70 years and their still doing the same Laugh

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Re: French Army [message #302008 is a reply to message #302005]

Mon, 30 March 2020 18:22

Kermit

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(22) Giacomo Agostini

ME: Dial 999. Police, please
POLICE: Police
ME: Hi. Two hooded men are robbing my shed.
POLICE: Sorry, we have no resources. There's nothing we can do.
ME: They are standing less than 1 metre apart.
POLICE: Keep them there - we'll be there in 5mins

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Re: French Army [message #302009 is a reply to message #302008]

Mon, 30 March 2020 18:25

Tomthumb

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(6) Moto1 GP Racer

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