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(22) Giacomo Agostini
Yesterday, the French authorities deployed the military to supermarkets, in order to keep them secure and ensure social distancing is being respected.
However, after one old lady coughed, the armed forces have capitulated and are now negotiating terms of surrender with the shoppers.

Re: French Army [message #302003 is a reply to message #301999] Mon, 30 March 2020 08:38 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: French Army [message #302005 is a reply to message #302003] Mon, 30 March 2020 11:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: French Army [message #302008 is a reply to message #302005] Mon, 30 March 2020 18:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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(22) Giacomo Agostini
ME: Dial 999. Police, please
POLICE: Police
ME: Hi. Two hooded men are robbing my shed.
POLICE: Sorry, we have no resources. There's nothing we can do.
ME: They are standing less than 1 metre apart.
POLICE: Keep them there - we'll be there in 5mins
Re: French Army [message #302009 is a reply to message #302008] Mon, 30 March 2020 18:25 Go to previous message
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